Christian Polanco

A girl told me I was funny once.

Offstage Podcast – Episode 50: Brent Sullivan

Brent Sullivan is a hilarious gay comedian who doesn’t completely identify with the gay community. He is the co-creator of the hit web series It Gets Betterish. Hear why Christian thinks Brent is the gay version of himself. Listen as they cover gay hypochondria, finding love, why being gay is not all about being fierce.

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Offstage Podcast – Episode 49: Harriet Halloway

Harriet Halloway

Harriet Halloway is a burlesque dancer turned comedian. Her life sounds like a sexier version of a Chelsea Handler book. Listen as we cover never having a BF, virginity, and why anal sex is hilarious.

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Today’s Jokes – January 18th

Statistics show that New Yorkers have a longer life expectancy than the rest of the country. This is due to the fact that the mafia in NY are now getting revenge on their enemies with constructive criticism.

A soon-to-be-released biography of Richard Nixon alleges that he had a longtime gay affair with a Miami businessman. These scandals are known as the Gay Republican Throwbacks.

A group of tourists were shocked when they found a human leg on a florida beach. Which reminds me, I gotta catch up on the last season of Dexter.

The Venezuelan government has offered to pay for the removal of defective breast implants for its own citizens. The campaign is being called “Cash-4-Knockers.”

A newly released FBI file links the rap group Wu-Tang Clan to several crimes, including gun running and murder. After this news came out, the Wu-Tang Clan sold 12 million albums.

Offstage Podcast – Episode 45: Miguel Perdomo

Miguel Perdomo

Miguel Perdomo is a supermodel. This is an interesting look into what the life of a model is like. It’s not all shallow personalities and clothing. There’s a lot of drugs and sex too! Listen as they cover becoming a model, video vixens, and male gold diggers.

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Today’s Jokes – December 19th

Due to Obama’s health reform bill, there are now 2.5 million more young people who are now covered by their parent’s health insurance. Although, the real goal for young people is to be able to stay in their parent’s house till retirement.

Three women claim in court filings that NFL wide receiver Terrell Owens owes them thousands of dollars in child support. For an NFL football player, just three is pretty good.

The US government has decided to stop producing $1 coins due their unpopularity. Due to the unpopularity of the Tea Party, many people have asked them to stop re-producing.

Thousands of migratory birds died on impact after apparently mistaking a Wal-Mart parking lot in southern Utah for bodies of water. Although it is quite of a humiliating death, at least they didn’t kill themselves at a K-Mart.

In an attempt to direct message Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen accidentally tweeted his phone number to all of his 5.5 million followers. It forced Sheen to get a new phone number and no longer speak to his children.

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