Barack Obama will be appearing on The View this Thursday. It is the first time a President will be appearing on a daytime talk show. Many senior citizens are going to freak out when they find out their president it black.
The British royal family has started a Flickr page with hundreds of photos. Not to be outdone, President Obama has just created a Chatroullete and promises to show his family jewels to the world.
A Georgia University wants a student to alter their religious views on gays, or be expelled. It is all part of their new policy, “Please Don’t Ask, Please Don’t Tell Me You’re Gay Or I’ll Throw You Out Of My Damn School.”
A meteorite fell on the field, during a cricket match in Britain and nearly hit fans in the crowd. One fan said, “I was sitting in my seat and suddenly, I realized something was odd because I wasn’t dying of boredom.”
A new study says that global warming will cause a huge migration of Mexicans to the United States. RNC Chairman, Michael Steele said, “that is quite a claim, but we still need more irrefutable evidence to find out if Mexicans are real.”
A new dating site has been created which matches up book lovers. Finally, a place where adult “Twilight” and “Harry Potter” lovers can discuss virginity.
In China, it costs $44 for a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A PBR representative said, “We promise that even though PBR is more expensive in China, it still takes like piss.”
Pentagon workers have been accused of downloading child pornography. I can’t believe there is something in the news that can make Mel Gibson seem like a stand-up guy.
This week, a Connecticut judge ruled that cheerleading is not an official sport. But today, a NY judge ruled that the WNBA is “just a phase.”
A black couple in the UK gave birth to a white baby girl. The mother said, “This is unbelievable. White people have taken gentrification way too far.”
Racism is dumb. Racism with poor grammar is hilarious.
I saw these writings on the R train on the way back home from a gig this week. They are priceless.
I really wish I understood what this person was talking about. “All immigrant American is dangerous.” Being that immigration is literally the foundation of the birth of this country, I’m sure they meant that they wish the British would have never came over the Atlantic and colonized North America. Yea, that sounds about right.
2 For 2 with the stupidity.
I like this one even more. Amnesty is a big word, yet they were still not able to construct a proper sentence. Oh so close. Take that Arizona, at least our bigots can almost spell.
Cheating on women is hot right now. Tiger Woods and Jesse James are making all men look bad. But I’m not going to take the easy route and blame them for their actions. I’m going to go ahead and blame Don Draper. A fictional character from the hit Drama, “Mad Men.” It sounds silly at first, but let’s explore the impact this character has on America.
The previous season of Mad Men had nearly 3 million viewers per episode. That’s a lot of people watching rich men blatantly ignore any ethics of marriage and sleeping with any woman they wanted. Even when I watch Mad Men, I am in absolute awe of Don Draper. He’s like my favorite super hero. But technically, he’s not a stand-up guy, right?
Don Draper is such an incredible character. He’s our new Tony Soprano, except it’s actually believable that women would sleep with him.
Like Tony Soprano, Don Draper is an adulterer. He cheats on his wife religiously, and it’s ummm….awesome. I have never seen a character so beloved, that while watching him cheat on his wife all season, you cheer him on for every woman he sleeps with. It’s amazing. The word fidelity does not exist in that world. At least not for the men.
I don’t really know how I feel about cheating. I’ve never cheated on a woman before. I definitely don’t think it’s okay to do, but I also don’t care enough about the subject to pass judgment on someone who has cheated. Infidelity can definitely be hurtful to a relationship, but it’s amazing to me how much it happens and how common it is, that it almost makes it less of a big deal. It’s cliché. Watch this video below, as an example of how casual Donald Trump speaks about Tiger’s infidelity. No one sincerely cares about Tiger’s wife. She’s just a headline or just the punchline to a joke.
Couples get angry at each other, but we aren’t addressing what’s truly the problem. And that is that most people in relationships are not honest with themselves. You kind of have to be a bit of a bullshitter if you want to be in a relationship. You kind of have to lie to yourself day in and day out by saying to yourself, “this is gonna work out.” It’s hard to admit to yourself, that the only reason you have a partner is because you’re afraid of being alone.
Men like Tiger Woods and Jesse James would be just fine as bachelors. Banging all the brauds they want. But sex is not what they have ever been after. They need attention and approval. Boys like attention, and nothing feels better than a woman giving herself to you. The sex itself is wonderful, but the fact that she is offering herself to you, does wonders to a man’s psyche. The sex is a bonus, the approval is the true reward.
Cheating will never stop, and sadly, empty relationships won’t either. I respect love, but relationships gross me out.
