Christian Polanco

A girl told me I was funny once.

Entries for July, 2010

Today’s Jokes – July 30th

An Arizona judge blocked key parts of the new immigration law. Cops will not be allowed to check the immigration status of a civilian during an arrest, but when they ask for ID, they are allowed to be “real dicks” about it. A federal court had a ruling that will make FCC indecency violations much [...]

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Today’s Jokes – July 28th

Barack Obama will be appearing on The View this Thursday. It is the first time a President will be appearing on a daytime talk show. Many senior citizens are going to freak out when they find out their president it black. The British royal family has started a Flickr page with hundreds of photos.  Not to be [...]

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Today’s Jokes – July 23rd

A new dating site has been created which matches up book lovers. Finally, a place where adult “Twilight” and “Harry Potter” lovers can discuss virginity. In China, it costs $44 for a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A PBR representative said, “We promise that even though PBR is more expensive in China, it still tastes [...]

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