Christian Polanco

A new dating site has been created which matches up book lovers. Finally, a place where adult “Twilight” and “Harry Potter” lovers can discuss virginity.

In China, it costs $44 for a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A PBR representative said, “We promise that even though PBR is more expensive in China, it still tastes like piss.”

Pentagon workers have been accused of downloading child pornography. I can’t believe there is something in the news that can make Mel Gibson seem like a stand-up guy.

This week, a Connecticut judge ruled that cheerleading is not an official sport. But today, a NY judge ruled that the WNBA is “just a phase.”

A black couple in the UK gave birth to a white baby girl. The mother said, “This is unbelievable. White people have taken gentrification way too far.”