Christian Polanco

A girl told me I was funny once.

Entries Tagged ‘arizona’

Today’s Jokes – August 12th

A new study says Iphone owners have more sex. But if you’re using AT&T, we know it’s not phone sex. A recent CNN story said, “Gay Marriage support is snowballing.” One viewer said she supported gay marriage, but she didn’t think CNN should be “so gross about it.” JLo was booted as potential American Idol [...]

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Today’s Jokes – July 30th

An Arizona judge blocked key parts of the new immigration law. Cops will not be allowed to check the immigration status of a civilian during an arrest, but when they ask for ID, they are allowed to be “real dicks” about it. A federal court had a ruling that will make FCC indecency violations much [...]

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Arizona Copycat Racist Strikes New York

I saw these writings on the R train on the way back home from a gig this week. They are priceless. I really wish I understood what this person was talking about. “All immigrant American is dangerous.” Being that immigration is literally the foundation of the birth of this country, I’m sure they meant that [...]

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