Despite rumors, American Idol producers claim they have never used autotune for any performance. They swear the singers sound that awful on their own. Bristol Palin has agreed to be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. People in the media have chalked this up as just another publicity stunt to try and [...]
Tiger Woods’ divorce has officially been finalized. Tiger is very disappointed because now, sleeping with whores won’t be nearly as exciting. The DEA is looking for ebonics experts to translate Atlanta drug traffickers’ wire taps. They have already extended a generous offer to Dr.Laura. Chicago Cubs manager, Lou Piniella retired today after a 46 year [...]
Betty White recently landed a 2-book deal. One book will be a memoir about what comedy was like in the 1800′s. In Moscow, they are banning the sale of alcohol after 10pm. Due to the law, Russian citizens have now decided to escape from their problems while at work. Lindsay Lohan is set to make [...]
Barack Obama will be appearing on The View this Thursday. It is the first time a President will be appearing on a daytime talk show. Many senior citizens are going to freak out when they find out their president it black. The British royal family has started a Flickr page with hundreds of photos. Not to be [...]
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