Christian Polanco

A girl told me I was funny once.

Entries Tagged ‘news’

Today’s Jokes – August 27th

Despite rumors, American Idol producers claim they have never used autotune for any performance. They swear the singers sound that awful on their own. Bristol Palin has agreed to be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars. People in the media have chalked this up as just another publicity stunt to try and [...]

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Today’s Jokes – August 3rd

In a Vanity Fair interview, Lady Gaga said she is afraid of sex because if she sleeps with someone, she will lose her creativity through her vagina. Which is a coincidence because most men say they fear having sex with Gaga because they will lose their penises in her vagina. Rumors suggest J-Lo will be one [...]

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Today’s Jokes – July 28th

Barack Obama will be appearing on The View this Thursday. It is the first time a President will be appearing on a daytime talk show. Many senior citizens are going to freak out when they find out their president it black. The British royal family has started a Flickr page with hundreds of photos.  Not to be [...]

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