Tiger Woods’ divorce has officially been finalized. Tiger is very disappointed because now, sleeping with whores won’t be nearly as exciting. The DEA is looking for ebonics experts to translate Atlanta drug traffickers’ wire taps. They have already extended a generous offer to Dr.Laura. Chicago Cubs manager, Lou Piniella retired today after a 46 year [...]
Come see this Fringe Festival show that I am working on. I have been working with Stephanie Ehrlich on her one-woman show. The show is really good, and so much fun to watch. She is a super talented singer and storyteller. The show is running for the next two weeks during the NYC Fringe Festival. [...]
I saw these writings on the R train on the way back home from a gig this week. They are priceless. I really wish I understood what this person was talking about. “All immigrant American is dangerous.” Being that immigration is literally the foundation of the birth of this country, I’m sure they meant that [...]
NEW YORK,NY – Local Lower East Side homeless man, Arthur Kropff, better known as “Charlie” by the residents in the neighborhood, is picketing outside the 2nd Ave Train station on the F line. He is boycotting the MTA because he feels that the living conditions in the subway are inhumane. “Some nights I can’t even [...]
