The FDA just approved a 5 day after morning-after pill. Lindsay Lohan said, “This is great because after a long night of partying, I can now take birth control when I wake up.” Several Adult film directors are racing to finish the world’s first 3-D porn film. They are all aware their reputations are on [...]
In a Vanity Fair interview, Lady Gaga said she is afraid of sex because if she sleeps with someone, she will lose her creativity through her vagina. Which is a coincidence because most men say they fear having sex with Gaga because they will lose their penises in her vagina. Rumors suggest J-Lo will be one [...]
An Arizona judge blocked key parts of the new immigration law. Cops will not be allowed to check the immigration status of a civilian during an arrest, but when they ask for ID, they are allowed to be “real dicks” about it. A federal court had a ruling that will make FCC indecency violations much [...]
WASHINGTON,DC – Today, President Barack Obama became the first president to sign a sneaker deal. President Obama is collaborating with sneaker giant Nike, to develop a shoe that will capture his essence of hope and change, in a size 12. “President Obama is very excited and can’t wait till his shoe drops,” said White House [...]
